http://www.dead-ends.co.uk Updated Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:00:50 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I like that Coop's entire idea of marriage stems around an early 21st shitpop band. Poor boy. See thee Friday? I'll be there, what about you? http://www.dead-ends.co.uk/2008/06/25/who-wants-to-be-in-an-institution/ ...of life? To be brutally honest, I really don't hold out much hope for Mac getting his job back. I mean, seriously. Mr Styx seems a nemesis you just can't beat. On saying that, surely there are other jobs in Danchester. He doesn't have to keep begging and pleading to ... http://www.dead-ends.co.uk/2008/06/23/always-look-on-the-bright-side/ People using ironic and/or irreverent humour can fuck right off. You're pretentious, an idiot, and probably a Mighty Boosh fan, and as such you ain't no friend of mine. On saying that, I have been guilty myself.  On Monday, a shop clerk eyeballing my ID noticed the foreign part of my ... http://www.dead-ends.co.uk/2008/06/20/what/ Seriously man, I really am just projecting my own dreams onto Bernard and Claire here. Fuck me, I'd love a big ol' factory like that. With sofas and minibars and such.  I personally reckon Bernard's got a good deal out of that exchange. Join us on Friday for more hijinks involving ... http://www.dead-ends.co.uk/2008/06/18/the-man-with-the-plan/ I thought it'd be funny if Mac actually named his moustache. And it is? I wonder what happened on the 18th. http://www.dead-ends.co.uk/2008/06/16/pi/ Oh look, it's that date again. I wrote this strip as I was doing it. I had literally already drawn the first two panels before I worked out the punchline. I like that kinda thing. And heck, it's one of the only 2 to be uploaded on time. How cool is ... http://www.dead-ends.co.uk/2008/06/13/friday-13th/ So this one's late as well, but surely you can appreciate why! Who the fuck thought floorboards were a good idea obviously didn't consider the cartoonist. Claire's profession for about a year now has been "blogger." Her writing style and sarcastic wit earned her some notoriety, and she makes over £1000 ... http://www.dead-ends.co.uk/2008/06/12/its-dark-ages-danchester/ I find that the best way of marking Dead Ends' 70th strip is to delay its launch, which is just so in keeping with my previous comic behaviour. That and I fell asleep whilst drawing it and woke up too late to finish it this morning. Whoops. I particularly like this ... http://www.dead-ends.co.uk/2008/06/11/sun-sea-secs/ My original plan was just an all out parody of this little bastard. I then decided a sarcastic wit to match Mac's would be far more suited. I like this John Styx character though, I have to say. I might play around with him. Mac needs a nemesis, surely. Plus, ... http://www.dead-ends.co.uk/2008/06/10/glitch-in-the-matrix/ I compare this comic to the much awaited Guns 'n' Roses album for three reasons. One,  this was a one man show. Two, I don't know about you, but I've been waiting for what seems like years. Three... well, what an anticlimax. Incidentally, for those who are reading the archives ... http://www.dead-ends.co.uk/2008/06/09/chinese-democracy/